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fierybluebird) wrote2011-04-05 04:01 pm
fierybluebird) wrote2011-04-05 04:01 pm
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11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful
Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?
Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]
Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!
[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?
Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!
That's inedible.
[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]
Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.
Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]
Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!
[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?
Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!
That's inedible.
[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]
Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.
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Ouch. Sounds like a pretty brutal game.
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wwould be makin all this a wwhole lot easier
not particularly i mean
it wwas goin be wworth it all in the end from the sounds of it
until the fuckin humans wwent and screwwed up things by makin their queen too strong wwell i guess noww it wwould be an agent of derse
since their owwn jack noir ovverthreww their kingdom
but wwhatevver
guess the troll kids wwill rot awway here instead
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No rotting away. Besides, they're trying to keep you healthy. For now.
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no wwhere did anyone say matesprits and kismesis wwould be such forevver
maybe wwhen wwe go off to wwar they nevver sea each other
wwho knowws
i havvent had anythin to eat since i wwoke up
you call that healthy
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they gavve gam food
but not me
i think maybe
that is wwhy i am so tired
but i refuse to sleep
noww i knoww wwhy kar wwas so upset about sleepin wwhen the derse team wwas rubbin it in his dead prospit dreamselfs face
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Even when Ace was being a pain in the ass and trying to kill Pops we still fed him.
All right, I talked to Seifer, what kind of weapons would be good for you guys? You like guns right, what about the others?
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sickle kind
i dont fuckin knoww wwhat sol uses
claww kind i think
lance kind
and club kind
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but
i heard they wwere goin to let us out today
or tomorroww
i dont knoww
someone got out
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since wwere kids
or somethin
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Sounds like slavery to me.[After Seifer's yelling at him for scaring the trolls he backspaces that.]Well, some outside is better than none. We'll try to hurry.
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you really really promise
[And then the trolls proceed to go on a field trip to the playground, somehow run off, and pick up prostitutes by telling them they're not wearing enough clothes so they donate their clothes to the hookers and whores of Discedo.]
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I really promise.
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ok
i think maybe
just maybe
i might close my eyes for a feww moments
just a feww
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Yeah, that might make it easier to focus when you need it, eh?
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yes
wwake me up
if i fall asleep because i refuse to fall asleep
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Not even a little?
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