fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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[Twitch. Japan makes a face yes. But wow... fine be that way and watch what happens.]

It is a backpack. I am admiring the pineapples, however...

[Rawr. Kitty has claws.]

Har har. [Drags a palm down his face.] I don't know which is worse, that or the goth chick. Ace will never let me live down either, eh.

[Don't you forget it. Hmmm a thoughtful look.]

Ace-kun... I wonder where he is.

Safe I hope.

[Mumbles.] And still alive... he better be.

Certainly he is. ...Marco-san was going to tell me something?

They're at a hospital place or a prison. It sounds a lot like slavers in my world, down to minor details. They're watched everywhere, and it seems a lot like setting them up for the market.

Maybe I'm paranoid, but the trolls remind me so much of fishmen already, it's hard not to notice the similarities.

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...I see. We will have to help them.

[fft it's fine.]

Definitely. Seifer was talking about a heist, I figure since that'll throw off the law enforcement here a double-pronged attack to rescue them should work best. Divide and conquer, eh.

I see. That will be difficult, but I am sure we can do it.

Aye. Granted, I'm far more used to dealing with several hundred men to do these sort of things, but commanding smaller numbers might be good practice.

[just a quiet nod of sorts...

this place was really unnerving]

There's a thing on the news about a machine that will allow travel to other worlds. That's what Seifer's after.

After getting weapons and breaking out the trolls, I suppose using the trolls to rush where the machine is might work best.

I wonder...

Mm?

Ah, I was simply considering the possibilities. We will discuss it in time, I am sure.

Now's a good a time as any, eh.

...

Simply that we should do our best with the weapons and be subtle from then on is good, I believe.

[Nods head.]

Agreed.

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