fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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That's a good way to look at it.

I wish I could say the same.

Feel a bit caged?

More like my own important person isn't in the city.

I'm sorry.

I actually have several dozen brothers that it counts for, the one in Discedo just has a bigger knack for finding trouble.

Is yours safe at home, at least?

Yea.
In fact, the last thing I remember before getting thrown here is him going out to get coffee.

Here-here or there-here?

Our regular Discedo here.

Want me to keep an eye out for him? Japan and Seifer are trying to collect the others.

I really doubt he'll be here, but sure.
His name's Jack and he's very tall with blond hair.

Luckily that should stick out. Everyone seems pretty dark haired here, eh.

Yea. It's like this society's weeded out anyone who's different for the most part.

Pleasant thoughts.

[Especially since oh, yeah, he's a hunted phoenix to begin with usually. HM.]

11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

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text - Yea you aint gonna find no Jack.

text - s'ok, Luffy's not there either but he's looking for him

text - God I wish Discedo had a Jack >_<

text - Aww ;;