[Appointment Post / Voicemail]

[fierybluebird]

[Voice]
Hey, couldn't get to the comm right away, probably out kicking things. Since that doesn't last long, leave me a message and I'll get back to you as fast as I can, eh?

[Text]
Have a haiku.

There was a bluebird
Who was too busy for you
Leave me a message

[ooc: This post is a catch-all for threads that have to happen between posts. Start off with the Date & whether it's text/video in the comment bar and leave the IC message below.]

Comments

NOOOEZ Not the Japan chains... okay fine be that way you non-porn tag you

[fierybluebird]

Yes, as you should be. For my might is powerful and all men shall tremble in fear to behold it.

[All the B.S.ing in deadpan ever.]

PFFFFFF

[hiken_ace]

.......nah, I think it's just cause I'm kinda cold.

[More BSing, but damn, Marco is just hilarious right now. Scratches under his chin.] But. So terrifying.

[fierybluebird]

You're made of fire. How do you get cold? Does it involve actually wearing a shirt?

[Oh chin scratchies. You are his favorite person right now.]

[hiken_ace]

Oi, oi. I don't need to wear a shirt. I was being sarcastic.

[Mwahahahaha. He can control Marco now. More scratches.]

[fierybluebird]

Eh? Really? [SO VERY DEADPAN.] I had no idea. You should try to be clearer matey. Someone could get caught in believing your treacherous lies. [He would actually somehow be even snarkier, but birdie scratches, he cannot handle them. Have a melty phoenix instead.]

[hiken_ace]

Oh, yeah. My lies are easy to get caught in.

Maybe I won't pet you anymore if you talk like that. [wow that is the most fail threat ever.]

[fierybluebird]

[BUT SADLY. It works. His eyes go wide and then he hangs his head.]

Fine, I'll be good.

[hiken_ace]

[He just laughs and scratches him more.]

Oi oi, don't get so depressed. You'll look so lonely, I won't be able to help but pet you.

[fierybluebird]

[Evil birdie smirk.]

What, like this? [Droops his head down sadly with his wings up to protect him and tries to look as lonely as possible.]

[hiken_ace]

Awwwww. Poor thing. Maybe I can take you home as a pet. [Picks him up and hugs him.]

You could be an actor, though.

[fierybluebird]

I would be a fantastic actor. Too bad no script can contain this genius.

[EGO? NOOOO what ego?]

[hiken_ace]

......."genius".

I guess that's.....one way to put it. [TROLOLOLOL]

[fierybluebird]

The right way you mean.

[hiken_ace]

Now that's debatable.

[fierybluebird]

Oi oi, it is not.

[hiken_ace]

No, I'm pretty sure it is.

[[OOC: A-also if you're feeling well enough, you can tag his canon update post. But only if you're well enough! o:<]

[fierybluebird]

Quiet firebrat. [Lightly shoves.]

[ooc: :3 as long as you don't mind shoddy and only here and there threading! o7 Also, is it okay if Marco hunts him down for action in it?]

[hiken_ace]

[Smirks.] Make me, pineapple geezer.

[ooc: Yeah, that's fine! I am distracted a bit anyway. And yes, Marco is free to be a stalker hunt him down.]

[fierybluebird]

[Lightly birdie kicks, which is really more of a tap.]

I hope you learned your lesson.

[hiken_ace]

[...flat look.] oh yeah, I'll really learn to keep my mouth shut now.

[Except not.]

[fierybluebird]

The phoenix wins again. [Poses.]

[hiken_ace]

[Shoves his head.] Nuh-uh.

[fierybluebird]

Yeah-huh. [Headbutts with feathers.]

[hiken_ace]

Nuh-uh. [Whacks with flames.]

[fierybluebird]

Yeah-huh. [Sparkles on. To give him phoenix cooties :|]