[Appointment Post / Voicemail]

[fierybluebird]

[Voice]
Hey, couldn't get to the comm right away, probably out kicking things. Since that doesn't last long, leave me a message and I'll get back to you as fast as I can, eh?

[Text]
Have a haiku.

There was a bluebird
Who was too busy for you
Leave me a message

[ooc: This post is a catch-all for threads that have to happen between posts. Start off with the Date & whether it's text/video in the comment bar and leave the IC message below.]

Comments

[hiken_ace]

Oh great. And because they can kick you off easily enough, you always come to me.

[fierybluebird]

They can't kick me off at all. [Wing baps again.]

[hiken_ace]

Then maybe I can start trying. [Screw kicks. /SHOVES.]

[fierybluebird]

[Attempts to keep his spot through sheer awesomeness and without cheating and using his big fucking talons of doom.]

[hiken_ace]

[Okay FINE. Flat look before he just picks him up. And puts him off to the side.

SMIIIIIIIIIIIIRKS.]

[fierybluebird]

[Stares at him for a few seconds. Then flies back on with another phoenix tackle.

Oh. What now bitch?]

[hiken_ace]

[alsjfk. Stares at. Very annoyed. he will just pick you up and hold you out in front of him.

TAKE THAT, BITCH.]

[fierybluebird]

[Birdie feet dangles in midair and he just waaatches. And birdie smirks. He's already won Ace, he's just waiting for you to realize it too.]

[hiken_ace]

... what're you smirking for? [He is suspicious. What did he miss.]

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.]

No reason.

[Evil smirk. Yeah. That totally sounds like nothing.]

[hiken_ace]

There's a reason. I'm not stupid. [Keeps holding him out in front like a tome bomb]

[fierybluebird]

[Chuckles evilly and doesn't explain anything.]

Guess you'll have to keep guessing, because I'm not telling.

[hiken_ace]

["Time bomb", I can totally time. He squints his eyes at Marco. And then places him down in front of him.]

You worry me.

[fierybluebird]

I know. That's why I win.

[hiken_ace]

... how is that winning?

[fierybluebird]

How is it not? You can't predict me at all, eh.

[hiken_ace]

You are very predictable.

[fierybluebird]

Oh, then you must already know why I win so I don't have to tell you.

[hiken_ace]

Humor me. I'm bored.

[fierybluebird]

But I hate stating the obvious.

[hiken_ace]

Well, do it anyway.

[fierybluebird]

Hm... Nope! Don't feel like it.

[hiken_ace]

[Stares at.] Fine, see if I ever pet you again.

[fierybluebird]

[Thinks this over.]

It was like chess, I already had you checkmated.

[hiken_ace]

--when?