[Voice / Written]

[fierybluebird]

Yo. I'm back. Longest month of my life, including that time I dyed my hair black.

Did anyone remember to water and feed Ace while I was gone? Take him for walks and make sure he got sun and all that?

[There's a pause and the fluttering of wings along with a mutter.] Damn this new book system is strange... [But he speaks back up again trying to sound more chipper.]

So what did I miss? Did the entire landscape change? Any new books about pirates at the library, eh?

[For those who know him well, Marco actually sounds pretty exhausted for a change, and lacking some of his usual ridiculousness.]

Comments

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[fierybluebird]

[Hands him his hand, glancing away and trying to act like a demure blushing virgin. This fails worse than Smoker trying to be gruff and intimidating as a woman.]

But please be gentle, it's my first time. [Acting, lying, pretending... all that.]

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[hiken_ace]

[Oh now you just killed it. And horribly at that.]

Okay, that I just can't believe. Not to mention, you're trying to look innocent, and you fail at that.

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[fierybluebird]

[Bursts out laughing.] Did you really believe I would let you just bite me?!

[Whacks Ace upside the head. Damn brat.]

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[hiken_ace]

Hell no! Just damn, I didn't think you would fake it that badly.

[Have a whack yourself.]

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[fierybluebird]

Because, it was funny, eh?

[Poke poke poke.]

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[hiken_ace]

Not funny anymore.

[WHACKING YOUR HAND AWAY GRRR.]

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[fierybluebird]

Awww, don't be that way kiddo. [Ruffles and pets.] Why do you care so much if I'm a virgin anyway?

[Other than that his attempts to act like one are just sad in their epic fail.]

[action] I'm out of icon space, so yeah.

[hiken_ace]

[And he then proceeds to blush a bit and give him an annoyed look.]

Wha-- I don't care! You just suck at acting like one.

[action] cuuuuute

[fierybluebird]

Awwwww you're even blushing. [Tousles Ace's hair.] It's okay kid, I'm sure the ladies won't mind if you're not one.

[As Marco gets it way off base.]

[action] ikr he's such a derp

[hiken_ace]

I-I am not! [He is. And swatting your hand away.] Shut up!!!

[All the flailing.]

[action] XD

[fierybluebird]

[Pauses.]

That's what I said. [TOUSLES MORE.] Aw are you flailing that much now? Cute!

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[hiken_ace]

I meant I'm not blushing! [SHOVING YOUR HEAD AWAY.] And I'm not cute, you ass!

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[fierybluebird]

Oh Freckles. Are you seriously unable to tell when you're blushing. Ahhhh if you could only see yourself now.

[Creeper icon yup.]

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[hiken_ace]

I am not blushing! Geez...

[Mumble grumble blush pout.]

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[fierybluebird]

Cute... [Tugs on Ace's cheeks, his own face completely deadpan and unreadable.]

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[hiken_ace]

[He just wrinkles his nose and sticks out his tongue. So mature.]

Jerk.

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[fierybluebird]

Freckled chibi. [Pokes and sticks his tongue out in return.]

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[hiken_ace]

Pineapple geezer. [Flips him off. He's glad you're back, Marco. Really.]

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[fierybluebird]

Yeah, yeah, heard it all before brat.

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[hiken_ace]

Like I haven't heard "freckles" before. And you keep saying that.

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[fierybluebird]

It's a nickname. Deal with it. [Puts on sunglasses, no not really.]

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[hiken_ace]

Make me. And Pineapple's your nickname, so you can deal with that.

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[fierybluebird]

Does Freckles bother you as a nickname?

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[hiken_ace]

[He shakes his head.] Nah, not usually. You just tend to overuse it sometimes.

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[fierybluebird]

What can I say? I really like it. But all right, I'll come up with ~extras~ for you. [SPARKLES at that. Because it's Marco, and he can :|]