Marco the Phoenix (
fierybluebird) wrote2011-11-24 09:16 am
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[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes
[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]
Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.
[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]
Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?
You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"
Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!
Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.
[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]
Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?
You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"
Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!
[action] B)
Ah yes... yes, definitely a thank you... [Gulps and wow... way to be cool Marco =\ So he just slides the hand down one of Japan's cheeks, lightly trailing his thumb and then resting it on Japan's ear.] I don't think I could say it enough either way though.
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You do not have to. [He slides a hand to wrap around Marco's cock just firmly enough.] Ah... I have wanted to show Marco my feelings in such a way for quite some time, after all... [And still he's waiting just a little longer...]
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Ah... really? Normally I prefer to -- [Bites his own bottom lip to stifle sound and once again, buy time to think.] Be the one making you scream, eh? [Still, with how good that felt, he could definitely get into this.] Though this is good too... [Better than good.] Fantastic really.
[action] this icon was always suggestive w;A;w
Is that so? I enjoy hearing what Marco thinks... [And enough teasing, he lowers his gaze, licking around it even more before he slides his mouth over Marco's cock.]
[action] lol well it definitely is now....
Mostly that you have a far more amazing tongue than I ever seemed to notice before. And a pouty mouth that was definitely meant for kissing. And I think I really will want to kill anyone else who tries to claim it. [Ho ho ho foreshadowing. /bricked.] Ah fuck Japan I just... [Bites his knuckle again and lets out a small excited chirp around it while he plays with Japan's soft hair.]
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But he just hums as he bobs his head slowly, taking a little more each time. His tongue works with it as well, even through his own embarrassment.]
[action] XDDD
Westernstupidly happy just about now. Enjoying it? You bet.][action]
So on the way up this time, he'll just add a little teeth. Nothing too much... In the end, he's happy if Marco is enjoying it, so.]
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At that Marco just goes wide-eyed and makes a startled chirp like a titmouse. Because they sound cute.
Shoosh.Of course he can't even jump or fidget in this position, so he just keeps carefully still and watches warily. Too much, huh.]
Ah... I'll stop... Did you want me to stop talking altogether?
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There's no need to stop. [And he's back to being gentle just like that, as if it never happened. Humming and looking pleased...]
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Fuck... Keep humming like that and I won't be able to. [This time, Marco grabs the arm of the couch so that he can grip it tightly for support.] Ah... you're really warm. Got a bit of underwater volcano in your islands? Just nod yes if so... [He's horrible. So horrible. This is why you get bitten Marco.]
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Japan takes Marco in even more, still a flushed color, but... That question. Wow. He hesitates before nodding his head a little, and bringing a hand to massage Marco's thigh again. He pulls back and continues, picking up the pace just slightly before settling into a constant rhythm.]
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Oh oh Bushido... my beautiful semi-volcanic islander Bushido... m-more... please... oh oh love... [Were you looking for incomprehensible?]
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Oh oh oh... damn... Japan... love... oh... [Another whistle and Marco starts stroking the black hair. He's not even sure how he doesn't have a nosebleed at this point. Japan's just so gorgeous, so perfect and--] P-perfect... really... really really good... oh god yes... so close now... I never get this close early... Bushido... Please... just a little more... I promise I won't even stop your salt mountain.
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He slows down ever so slightly just long enough to tease before squeezing his hand again and continuing. Even picking up the pace from before, falling completely into the moment and the sounds of the reactions.]
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Oh ah... Japan... [At this point words aren't really falling from his lips, just a string of hundreds of little pleased sounds and excited trills as Marco gets closer and closer to tipping over the edge. Was he supposed to be worried about Japan's salt intake? OH WELL, this is why he told others to be strong for him. As much as Japan might lose to temptation, Marco was a pirate, and not even familiar with the concept of resisting it.] God I love you... so damn much. Just want to see your face when I wake, go to sleep at night, feel you near me all the time... [He shivers and tries to suppress a squirm, clenching a fist tightly on the armrest.]
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It only helps him to try harder, move faster and take more, his tongue pressing enough to try and cause even more reaction. His hand squeezes a little more now as he works on, resisting a shiver of his own at the words and noises.]
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B-Bushido coming... now... [Gasps out a warning as best he can in case Japan didn't want to taste all that... even though the whole idea was for the salt... yeah. Still, warning couldn't hurt, right? He gives another final shudder and whistles high-pitched; purely a mating call, and it doesn't take knowing to phoenix to spot that.]
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Once Marco does come, he'll pull away with still flushed cheeks, making a light show of it to swallow before sighing quietly and looking to Marco.]
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You're the best.
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I am glad... Marco enjoyed it.
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