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[fierybluebird]

AAAAACCCEEEE!!!!!

[Hark! It's the roar of an angry phoenix in pirate form.]

MY SHAMPOO?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Oh god it's even in my feathers! MY FEATHERS ACE!!! AHHH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PICK RED?! Even raven black would have been better! I look like I hero-worship Shanks now! I swear when I find you Ace!

[For anyone getting a good look in the journal, Marco's hair has been badly dyed red, oh yeah and he looks every bit as ticked off as he sounds. Later on however, he'll be sporting a fedora to cover up that Akagami-wannabe look, and looking for hair dye remover. Or bleach. Or as a last resort, black hair dye. Anything's better than red with him. He will also be putting up posters: "Ever want to be a pirate? Join the Whitebeards! Limited time offer" though more on that later. And even more than that, a certain usually very blue bird will have a slightly red and purple tinge to his feathers for a little while. So not pleased. Still, he'll be around to help out any New Feathers or someone needing directions to town. And if anything, he arguably looks more like a traditional phoenix. Not that he wants that.]

[Later on that night when he stops trying to beat Ace to a pulp there will be a second very short post.]

Does anyone have hair dye remover, bleach, or something in black? I couldn't find any in the shop. Thanks, eh.

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[hiken_ace]

[He blushes a little at the kiss, but it's a happy kind of blush. Fine, you get a little peck on the birdie cheek in return.]

Thanks.

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[fierybluebird]

[Slightly birdie blushes back, but hahah he's still all red. :P]

I don't really look like Shanks do I? [Birdie wooblie eyes.

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[hiken_ace]

[He blinks a few times before chuckling at Marco. Awww, so cute.]

No, you don't look a damn thing like him.

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[fierybluebird]

Promise? [WOOBLY EYES. Don't lie to this face Ace.]

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[hiken_ace]

[Okay, okay, he'll hold out his pinkie for a promise, then.]

I promise you don't look a thing like Shanks. If you did, do you really think I'd tell you I love you?

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[fierybluebird]

Yes. [Links Ace's pinkie with a feather though.]

Love you too Fireworks. [Tail swishing back and forth.]

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[hiken_ace]

[He laughs again.] Love you too, fire feathers. Now, what do you say we get that red hair dye out?

[He misses your blue. And the red is kinda hard to look at now.]

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[fierybluebird]

Yes please. Are you going to help give me a bath~?

[Ignore his retarded gay chicken. It's just kinder.]

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[hiken_ace]

[Well, guess he really isn't mad now.] Mmmm, I'd much rather take one with you~.

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[fierybluebird]

[Yeah, he can't gay chicken when he's mad.]

You just want me to make sure you don't fall asleep and drown. [Swishes tail back and forth.] But I am okay with this.

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[hiken_ace]

Hey! I can take a bath and not drown, okay? [Brushes the tail delicately.] Well, then let's go take a bath. [He picks him up and starts walking back to their room.]

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[fierybluebird]

[aklsdjalksdj gahhhh the tail is very sensitive! But oh gentles are nice >> Just give him a moment as he freezes before relaxing again.]

I'm bad at hats. For the record. I always feel like I'll get lost in them.

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[hiken_ace]

[Well, if you like that, he'll just keep petting it. Gently, of course. Aaaand back in the house and heading to the bathroom.]

What do hats have to do with anything?

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[fierybluebird]

[Noooope, he's getting flustered now, and tries to tuck it away, all flushy.] Stop that!

And I was trying to hide my hair with a hat. Nami and Robin seemed to think I should just shave it was so bad. [SAD FACE.]

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[hiken_ace]

Ah, okay, sorry. [Okay, turning on the bath now. You gonna get blue.]

Oi! Don't shave your hair! I like it.

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[fierybluebird]

Okay now I really don't believe you. [ATTEMPTS TO GRAB WITH WINGS.] I'm dying, aren't I?! The hair dye is poison and you're just being nice in case the antidote doesn't work!

[No, he doesn't really think that. Just kidding. Dramatically.]

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[hiken_ace]

[You are just getting a flat look.] Yeah, because I'm trying to kill my favorite brother.

[And now he whacks you.] No, it's not poison! I really do like your pineapple hair. It's kinda your trademark.

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[fierybluebird]

Favorite...

[Tail wagging almost like a puppy over that.]

You think so?

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[hiken_ace]

Best and favorite are pretty much the same thing to me. [He grins.]

Come on, let's get that red off of you.

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[fierybluebird]

Aye I know, I still like hearing it.

Actually I should probably just grab a shower, it's mostly centered up top there instead of all spread out in feathers. [He doesn't switch back though. Feathers feel nice okay.]

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[hiken_ace]

Good for your ego, huh?

[Awww, now you're making him pout. But this is all a joke.] But I wanna take a shower with you.

[He leans in to whisper.] I could even make it all steamy~.

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[fierybluebird]

Just nice.

[Leans up into that whispering to phoenix snuggle with a red feathery head.] Bath it is then~ I'll sit in your lap.

[/Sobs. Sabo don't grow up to be like them.]

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[hiken_ace]

[And now to strip because a bath sounds nice, anyway. He gives his little birdie cheek a light kiss.] But it's no fun if you're like this... c'mon, be human. Please?

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[fierybluebird]

You want me to be a human on your lap? [Amused birdie head cock to the side.]

Why Ace~ [Covers his beak with a wing to be all demure and shit. This would work better if this wasn't something he will never be able to pull of in a million years. Mainly because he barely understands what demure is, much less how to be it or even copy it.] How forward~ [It doesn't help that he's covering a beak still. At least it's obvious he's playing around.]

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[hiken_ace]

[He gently places his fingers under Marco's chin, pulling his head out just so and scratching under it.]

Mmm-hmm~. I'm in the mood. Please, Marco?