fierybluebird | 11 - AU!Disc [Audio] In which pineapples are plentiful

Has anyone seen my Ace of Spades?

Linda apparently can't find it. She's good at finding other stuff though, but not Rika's crystals. Which is a shame, I was going to hang them up in the windows. Might liven up all the black. [In the background there's the sound of a woman tsking him and reminding him that he gets to decorate the office, not the apartment, so he should suck up and deal because black is the in-thing.]

Yeah, right, anyway. Got in touch with the Sandwich Factory --
[At this, the transmission is interrupted for a loud THWACK! as something loud was thrown and cracked near the communicator.] NOT YOU LINDA. GOD! PUT THE HEELS DOWN! You're worse than Pops' nurses!

[And a loud woman's voice.] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

[And anyone who knows Marco might recognized this silence as Marco's usual deadpan thinking up the right thing to say.] Love you baby? [WELL, apparently that worked because the woman devolves into a bunch of coos and purrs.] Right, I'm just going to take that heel now... before you break things. Haha. Wait. What is that on the plate?

Spam on toast with pineapple! It's your favorite!

That's inedible.

[And that would be the sound of Marco getting slapped and the voice wandering away yelling he can get his own damn food then.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. So uh. I guess anyone who finds this not an ordinary day and has lots of missing stuff, check in. Maybe we can find it together with a giant lost and found or something. Thanks.

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I will do my best to locate it in a timely fashion.

ill vvery wwell kill evvery last one of them
fuck
i dont havve a wweapon
ill gore them to death
my horns may not be fully devveloped but i swwear on the royal sea trolls
theyll become gl bgolyb bait wwhen im done wwith em

Calm down. Save it for when we know their plan, then we'll strike when they're weakest. If you try to hit them now, they'll just be on their guard when we could attack, eh?

Sure thing.

Okay. Where do you work? I'll put it on the list and coordinate it with Japan.

wwhat and wwait here wwhile wwere bein told to do gl bygolyb knowws wwhat
no

Thank you. [Heads outside himself as well.]

Eridan, if you get them mad enough, they'll just kill you. And then it'll be very hard to get some weapons to you.

Rampage when it's good. Timing is at least 30% of the art of war.

[WHERE SHOULD I DO THIS. HERE THERE ANYWHERE.

Japan's going to end up arriving looking a bit tired... His school bag is still over his shoulder.

It's not a man purse damn it.]

its hard to sit still here
and wwonder
wwho is here
wwho are wwe missin
fef wwont reply and i am wworried glubbin sick

i just i
im pathetic
i cant evven be hopeful for my teammates i just
THERE IS NO HOPE

[Yes.]

Nice man-purse. [Marco disagrees. Also. Have a seat in his pineapple grove. It's hardly sakura trees, but they're plenty tropical. Not what you'd except in Discedo at all.]

[Twitch. Japan makes a face yes. But wow... fine be that way and watch what happens.]

It is a backpack. I am admiring the pineapples, however...

Hm, it wouldn't be surprising based on the size of this city...

I haven't met them, but I'll keep an eye out.

I know.

I can't get a hold of Ace or his brother either.

I need you to keep it together though, I don't trust Sol enough to rely on him, so you're my ears and ears in that place. Think you can handle it?

Sandwich factory, Seifer, and I are putting together a list of who's here. So far it seems like practically everyone from Discedo except the ones we want. And everyone is either at school or work. It's fucking bizarre mate, but it's a clue.

Think you can spy around in that place to find out who's there and we'll send updates?

i
i can try but
dont count on me
they already suspect me
and probs sol
and kar
i mean wwere kind of the angriest of the group i suppose
but evveryone else is too stupid to be trusted
wwell
except ara
i wwill havve her continue bein eyes and ears should somethin happen to me
shes trustable

[Rawr. Kitty has claws.]

Har har. [Drags a palm down his face.] I don't know which is worse, that or the goth chick. Ace will never let me live down either, eh.

More like he knew all of it as well.
He's much, much older than he looks, I imagine. So it's understandable that it would all be pretty basic to him too.

[Don't you forget it. Hmmm a thoughtful look.]

Ace-kun... I wonder where he is.

I suppose. It's certainly full here.

Thank you. The older one has freckles and a tattoo with his name on it. The younger has a straw hat he'd freak out if it got lost and a scar under his eye.

Out of the ordinary is certainly one way to describe it.

Makes sense. It'll be like fishmen and mermaids then.

I'll keep you up to date with everything out there, but so far it's boring. Just weird. It's like people we don't know know us.

Understood. [He and Japan have seriously got to make a club one of these days...]

You think it's only certain age in school? Or seemingly so?

Safe I hope.

[Mumbles.] And still alive... he better be.

Oh? And how did your day go?

borin my ass
wwanna trade places wwith me then?
im sure id find somethin outside to do
i alwways find stuff to do
evven wwhen im alone
wwhich is 99.9% of the time

I havn't seen enough of the others to say for certain. I imagine that's the case, though.

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