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[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes

[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]

Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.

[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]

Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?

You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"

Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!

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[Gulps and takes a deep calming breath. No, he will not offer salty things to Japan. No, he will not offer salty things Japan. No, he will not offer salty things to Japan.]

Was it satisfying? [He'd kiss Japan or at least do more than just slide fingers under Japan's chin to pet gently like a kitten, but he's worried his willpower will completely crumble then.]

Edited 2011-12-07 22:53 (UTC)

[Oh gosh why was he so uke over salt right now even he realizes this. Oh well it can't be helped, and it's Marco so at least no one else is exploiting this.]

Ah... This sort of craving does not end.

Ah? Explain. How does it usually end? [Peeks an eye open to watch Japan and rests a hand on his spine, lightly nudging him closer, while his free hand runs thumb circles on Japan's leg.]

[Afkjgdgkdfg leans a little closer to Marco]

It is usually that if I have a lot of salt, I will be fine for a while. But this sort of craving is not so... [He can't help himself and gives another little lick. Accompanied with an embarrassed frown. He's really pathetic huh...]

I simply continue to want more.

[Sucks in a deep breath and closes his eyes again. Okay strong thoughts, he can do this. Cute nonsexual things. Puppies, baby chicks, clouds, spring time... okay he was slipping here.]

You are making it very difficult not to offer more. [No Japan, you're not pathetic, what's pathetic is Marco's willpower to resist giving in, even when his nakama's health is on the line.] Bushido I-- [Resists a whimper and doesn't even open his eyes, just reaches down the fold of the kimono, slipping fingers inside and heading down to undo the belt.]

Eh, Japan, I shouldn't take advantage of this... so you'll have to tell me no if you don't want -- [Peeks eyes sleepily back open and doesn't finish the word just kisses him, curious if he can get some of the salty taste from Japan's lips and tongue.]

[Flushing at the implication, but he's still leaning close to Marco. Oh, he said "Japan" just then, so he was serious, but... Telling him no? He can't even mean no right now. ~~So basically he's like FUCK IT yeah he's no good with temptation.~~

He kisses back. WITH HOW MUCH SALT HE'S HAD RECENTLY... like including pure salt... it would definitely be noticeable. W-weird. But yes he kisses back for a moment before pulling away just to add:] I cannot...

[Shakes his head and chuckles when Japan pulls away. There's the barest hint of carbohydrates, but blech... too much salt. It makes his blue flames feel a little haywire with the ocean resonance, but Marco can't say he dislikes it either.]

Then forgive me, but ah... [Undoes Japan's kimono and starts working nibbles and kisses around Japan's neck.] If you're going to put that tongue to use looking for salt, you should start a little lower. You'd be amazed how much salt the human body contains. Particularly... where it counts. [At that Marco undoes his own belt with a free hand while holding Japan steady in place and slips off his sandals. Damn it Japan, he's not sure how with the constant old man thing, but Marco's currently feeling a bit like a pedo for all this.]

[Oh gosh he goes so red. SO. RED. He can't take it. But this isn't necessarily bad... no it's horrible... And this arguing with himself is why you feel like a pedo Marco. SOB]

H-how forward... [And his hands rest at Marco's waistline as he leans forward to kiss down Marco's neck. Ah geez.]

[Shivers and rests two fingers under Japan's chin to hold him firm so he can't go any lower even though he's enjoying it.] Only if you want to. No pressure otherwise. I just mean... [Gulps and tugs Japan back up briefly to kiss him. Usually Marco's a lot more comfortable giving than receiving, so this would be a strange first with Japan in a way. ~~Unless DM thread counts.~~] You are really... [Cute, adorable, lovable, everything good in the world. He had a lot of adjectives, but they all all fell short on his tongue so he rests his head against Japan's when he lets go of the kiss and chin.] Perfect. That is why, don't do anything you're not ready for.

[He frowns at being stopped, but only because it's so embarrassing that to be interrupted makes him shy. But really, he can't just rush into it or anything! ...Still, how many times had he wished he could make Marco so happy as he's made him.

So the fact that he has a reason that's not salt related... That's enough right? He has plenty of reasons like that actually. And it's weird the first time would need a push like this, but as embarrassed as he was, it was easier on him. He kisses Marco on the lips again.]

Of course. [And another kiss at the corner of his mouth, down to his neck again...]

[Closes his eyes to just enjoy it. Maybe it should have been a little weird, but fuck if there wasn't just something nice about the smaller man's frame in his lap slowly licking his way down. Maybe it was because it was Japan. From Japan, anything would seem sexy, Marco started to suspect. It wasn't hard to imagine him in a maid costume, but after their previous discussion about furries, this time, Marco started seeing Japan as a catboy, complete with tails and ears, giving Marco the tongue bath of his life.]

Hah... [It's all Marco can do to resist cooing his pleasure. He laces a hand through black hair and gently plays with the strands, letting them drop down.] Love you matey. [He tries to push some of the hair behind Japan's ear, but gave up and just cupped the ear gently instead.]

[He's still red, but he continues along down Marco's chest as he pulls his pants down to get rid of them.] You too... [It's still embarrassing to say, so he hopes Marco knows he really means it. Well, this should be proof enough.

His hands start resting at Marco's knees before sliding closer and then slipping to massage the inside of his thighs. And of course, he's still licking down Marco's chest and now stomach slowly.]

[Oh cute... And Marco definitely trusts Japan on that. He sucks in a deep breath of air, a small low whistle sounding with it, and gently lets strands of raven black hair fall through his fingers before playing with more. At the gentle massage and trail of licks down his chest, Marco stifles a louder moan by biting a knuckle and silently wishes he could do more for Japan despite this position.]

Really, really love you. [Mumbles and blushes even redder than Japan for once.]

[Okay he smiles a little at that. Cute.]

Is that some sort of thank you? [He had lifted away for just a moment to question that, amused eyes shooting up at Marco, but then he lowers himself the small distance to lick that area he had been massaging with his hand just seconds ago.]

Yes. [Pets and then closes the hand gently on the strands, slightly overtaken by the sudden sensation]

Ah yes... yes, definitely a thank you... [Gulps and wow... way to be cool Marco =\ So he just slides the hand down one of Japan's cheeks, lightly trailing his thumb and then resting it on Japan's ear.] I don't think I could say it enough either way though.

Hah... [Purposely breathing out heavily there, he hesitates just a bit. To drive Marco crazy but also because he's embarrassed and this is a first and... well yes. He's nervous okay.]

You do not have to. [He slides a hand to wrap around Marco's cock just firmly enough.] Ah... I have wanted to show Marco my feelings in such a way for quite some time, after all... [And still he's waiting just a little longer...]

[Groans and leans into that hand slightly.]

Ah... really? Normally I prefer to -- [Bites his own bottom lip to stifle sound and once again, buy time to think.] Be the one making you scream, eh? [Still, with how good that felt, he could definitely get into this.] Though this is good too... [Better than good.] Fantastic really.

[Hey don't say embarrassing things while he's doing this. No but it's half embarrassing, half motivation to do his best to make Marco feel great. Fantastic, is it... He slowly licks around just the head, eyes drifting up to watch Marco's expression.]

Is that so? I enjoy hearing what Marco thinks... [And enough teasing, he lowers his gaze, licking around it even more before he slides his mouth over Marco's cock.]

Oh... is that so...? [Whistles in another gasp, trying so hard to remember to breathe.] I'm not sure how intelligible I'll be. [He spreads his legs a little wider but hooks the ankles behind Japan. No turning back now.]

Mostly that you have a far more amazing tongue than I ever seemed to notice before. And a pouty mouth that was definitely meant for kissing. And I think I really will want to kill anyone else who tries to claim it. [Ho ho ho foreshadowing. /bricked.] Ah fuck Japan I just... [Bites his knuckle again and lets out a small excited chirp around it while he plays with Japan's soft hair.]

[DAMN IT MARCO he was hoping for things that made less sense and could make him be like aw yes I am making Marco feel good. ...This still brings the aw yes Marco likes it feeling, but oh god he's so embarrassed he's bright red. Totally... the best...

But he just hums as he bobs his head slowly, taking a little more each time. His tongue works with it as well, even through his own embarrassment.]

[No worries, the unintelligible is inevitable at this rate.... though not immediately.] And god... those blushes Japan. As pink as cherry blossoms in Spring. Maybe that's why I need you to bloom all year long. [Groans at the movements and just... forgets to breathe a bit there so there's a bit of a pant as Marco tries to remember, and holds himself as still as possible. He leans back and watches Japan go to it, just memorizing that face. And he looks so ~~Western~~ stupidly happy just about now. Enjoying it? You bet.]

[Oh my goooood so red you meanie!!! Aka he gets even worse, but there's a certain pout to expression even in his action. Gonna be like that Marco? Well he's not going to stop to talk.

So on the way up this time, he'll just add a little teeth. Nothing too much... In the end, he's happy if Marco is enjoying it, so.]

[Hohoho so cute Japan... until that.

At that Marco just goes wide-eyed and makes a startled chirp like a titmouse. Because they sound cute. ~~Shoosh.~~

Of course he can't even jump or fidget in this position, so he just keeps carefully still and watches warily. Too much, huh.]

Ah... I'll stop... Did you want me to stop talking altogether?

[...Now it's Japan's turn to look amused. Oh god he's horrible. Coming all the way up, he swirls his tongue around the head before pulling back for just a quick word or so]

There's no need to stop. [And he's back to being gentle just like that, as if it never happened. Humming and looking pleased...]

[Groans at the pause and just gulps. Does that mean he should or NOT?! Japan's wrath was the scariest...]

Fuck... Keep humming like that and I won't be able to. [This time, Marco grabs the arm of the couch so that he can grip it tightly for support.] Ah... you're really warm. Got a bit of underwater volcano in your islands? Just nod yes if so... [He's horrible. So horrible. This is why you get bitten Marco.]

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[action] keyword on this alskdjalskdj so creepy

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[action] XDDD and for any stalkers this is where it goes from wibbly to wtf and creepy yes B)

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[action] LOL MARCO THOSE THOUGHTS gjkdfg

[action] He's a freak. Be glad that Japan has someone to share the freakyness with?

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[action] this icon was always suggestive w;A;w

[action] lol well it definitely is now....

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