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[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes

[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]

Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.

[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]

Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?

You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"

Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!

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[Bends his chin more onto Japan's shoulder and rubs it as though itchy.]

Not even as a true Japanese man? Or there being no more salt? [THAT is the best reason ever to cry Marco. Good job.]

[gfjdskgjfsd kind of shifts at that chin on his shoulder more what are you doing wahhh]

...No. There are more effective methods to dealing with those situations.

If Marco would like to know, I can recall crying in this place only when a strange confusion and possession of sorts caused me to cut Seifer in the back and he passed out, a similar situation with China-san, and... ah, a more recent time with Marco.

[It's birdie affection. His arms are still wings so... deal with it.]

I remember recently. [Nips an ear affectionately.] All right... I still won't make it easy for you. [But he won't back down either! Pride and manliness is on the line.]

[He leans into that, closing his eyes for a moment. It was nice to just be here.]

Hmm, I wonder, did I move Marco's heart just now? [Japan you loser. Okay he's half teasing, but the memory made him a bit down too so whatever]

[Oh... dokidoki.] Maybe a little. [Continues the nip into a trail of kisses, but doesn't switch out of the wings yet.] But that doesn't mean tears will be so easy.

If I truly know the way to Marco's heart, that is all I need.

You always have, my love.

[Turns to kiss him under the other eye now teehee]

So I will know the way there, as well.

[Blushes a little again... dokidoki.]

You're so just stealing salt from my face like a deerlick now, aren't you?

Ah... [That's a good idea. He has that sort of expression yes.]

Is that something acceptable?

I'm not sure if I should say no. [No. But he'd probably enjoy it anyway. Because he has issues and Japan licking him silly would be amusing and weird, but sure. Why not.]

[LOL Marco......... You just enabled something horrible. Japan finds this insanely embarrassing but oh so tempting.

So he will just lick up Marco's cheek before staring. Yes. SO WEIRD]

[O-oh. That was too cute. So Marco just points to the other side in deadpan, wings all gone now.]

You missed a spot.

[Ahhhhh even though he knows it's embarrassing it's like he can't resist!!!

So he slowly licks that other cheek.]

[Gulps and takes a deep calming breath. No, he will not offer salty things to Japan. No, he will not offer salty things Japan. No, he will not offer salty things to Japan.]

Was it satisfying? [He'd kiss Japan or at least do more than just slide fingers under Japan's chin to pet gently like a kitten, but he's worried his willpower will completely crumble then.]

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[Oh gosh why was he so uke over salt right now even he realizes this. Oh well it can't be helped, and it's Marco so at least no one else is exploiting this.]

Ah... This sort of craving does not end.

Ah? Explain. How does it usually end? [Peeks an eye open to watch Japan and rests a hand on his spine, lightly nudging him closer, while his free hand runs thumb circles on Japan's leg.]

[Afkjgdgkdfg leans a little closer to Marco]

It is usually that if I have a lot of salt, I will be fine for a while. But this sort of craving is not so... [He can't help himself and gives another little lick. Accompanied with an embarrassed frown. He's really pathetic huh...]

I simply continue to want more.

[Sucks in a deep breath and closes his eyes again. Okay strong thoughts, he can do this. Cute nonsexual things. Puppies, baby chicks, clouds, spring time... okay he was slipping here.]

You are making it very difficult not to offer more. [No Japan, you're not pathetic, what's pathetic is Marco's willpower to resist giving in, even when his nakama's health is on the line.] Bushido I-- [Resists a whimper and doesn't even open his eyes, just reaches down the fold of the kimono, slipping fingers inside and heading down to undo the belt.]

Eh, Japan, I shouldn't take advantage of this... so you'll have to tell me no if you don't want -- [Peeks eyes sleepily back open and doesn't finish the word just kisses him, curious if he can get some of the salty taste from Japan's lips and tongue.]

[Flushing at the implication, but he's still leaning close to Marco. Oh, he said "Japan" just then, so he was serious, but... Telling him no? He can't even mean no right now. ~~So basically he's like FUCK IT yeah he's no good with temptation.~~

He kisses back. WITH HOW MUCH SALT HE'S HAD RECENTLY... like including pure salt... it would definitely be noticeable. W-weird. But yes he kisses back for a moment before pulling away just to add:] I cannot...

[Shakes his head and chuckles when Japan pulls away. There's the barest hint of carbohydrates, but blech... too much salt. It makes his blue flames feel a little haywire with the ocean resonance, but Marco can't say he dislikes it either.]

Then forgive me, but ah... [Undoes Japan's kimono and starts working nibbles and kisses around Japan's neck.] If you're going to put that tongue to use looking for salt, you should start a little lower. You'd be amazed how much salt the human body contains. Particularly... where it counts. [At that Marco undoes his own belt with a free hand while holding Japan steady in place and slips off his sandals. Damn it Japan, he's not sure how with the constant old man thing, but Marco's currently feeling a bit like a pedo for all this.]

[Oh gosh he goes so red. SO. RED. He can't take it. But this isn't necessarily bad... no it's horrible... And this arguing with himself is why you feel like a pedo Marco. SOB]

H-how forward... [And his hands rest at Marco's waistline as he leans forward to kiss down Marco's neck. Ah geez.]

[Shivers and rests two fingers under Japan's chin to hold him firm so he can't go any lower even though he's enjoying it.] Only if you want to. No pressure otherwise. I just mean... [Gulps and tugs Japan back up briefly to kiss him. Usually Marco's a lot more comfortable giving than receiving, so this would be a strange first with Japan in a way. ~~Unless DM thread counts.~~] You are really... [Cute, adorable, lovable, everything good in the world. He had a lot of adjectives, but they all all fell short on his tongue so he rests his head against Japan's when he lets go of the kiss and chin.] Perfect. That is why, don't do anything you're not ready for.

[He frowns at being stopped, but only because it's so embarrassing that to be interrupted makes him shy. But really, he can't just rush into it or anything! ...Still, how many times had he wished he could make Marco so happy as he's made him.

So the fact that he has a reason that's not salt related... That's enough right? He has plenty of reasons like that actually. And it's weird the first time would need a push like this, but as embarrassed as he was, it was easier on him. He kisses Marco on the lips again.]

Of course. [And another kiss at the corner of his mouth, down to his neck again...]

[Closes his eyes to just enjoy it. Maybe it should have been a little weird, but fuck if there wasn't just something nice about the smaller man's frame in his lap slowly licking his way down. Maybe it was because it was Japan. From Japan, anything would seem sexy, Marco started to suspect. It wasn't hard to imagine him in a maid costume, but after their previous discussion about furries, this time, Marco started seeing Japan as a catboy, complete with tails and ears, giving Marco the tongue bath of his life.]

Hah... [It's all Marco can do to resist cooing his pleasure. He laces a hand through black hair and gently plays with the strands, letting them drop down.] Love you matey. [He tries to push some of the hair behind Japan's ear, but gave up and just cupped the ear gently instead.]

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[action] keyword on this alskdjalskdj so creepy

[action] LOL SCREAM

[action] XDDD and for any stalkers this is where it goes from wibbly to wtf and creepy yes B)

[action] avert your eyes..........

[action] yeah that /sobs