fierybluebird | [video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes

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[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes

[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]

Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.

[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]

Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?

You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"

Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!

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[Brushes a hand on Japan's cheek.]

I'd rather hear it from you, but ah... asking about your "kinks" seems too blunt.

It is. [And saying that so suddenly is rather blunt as well, but he doesn't seem to notice that. He kind of just stops there, thinking. ...Why Greece... Although why anyone no this is horrible always... And yet okay. HIS MIIIIND.]

But if I'm meant to learn only through doing I don't know what I'll do a very good job. Besides, it seems to come up even when I don't ask.

[Pets Japan gently.]

...Ah... Please do not take anything Greece-san says too seriously. Or anyone, for that matter, I suppose.

[He firmly believes no one understands him and will just say all the wrong things...]

[Head tilt like a bird. Were his brothers here, would he tell Japan the same thing? Then again, for some of Marco's friends who weren't his crew... For them he probably would.]

Okay. I only wish to learn about you from you then. So long as you know that if there's ever something you want, just ask. Or tell me. It's not your fault, just I'd rather have a direct hint than have you go without. Does that make sense?

[He blushes a little at that but nods slowly.]

Ah... yes. I will try.

[Kiss!] Good. I'll make sure to be listening.

[...He's so embarrassed it's like he can't come up with anything to say. So he just takes the last cracker and eats it.]

[Pfft. Cute. And Marco pays it no attention, just starts nibbling on Japan's neck.] Make sure you drink something with that, eh.

[gfdksjgfd-- NO HE MUST BE...CHILL.

So he attempts to tease/joke about that nibbling yes]

If Marco will let me...

[Small sigh and pulls back, waving a hand magnanimously as if to say "Be my guest."] What can I get you love?

[A CUP OF LOVE no Japan is so boring]

Ah... More tea would be nice.

[He'll get him a cup of love at the same time.]

As you wish. No salt while I'm doing this. I've got my startle reflex kicked up high, I'll notice. [Smirks quietly despite the warning tone.]

[Slouches a bit.]

Marco is so cruel... [But he's not serious. STILL. SALT. D:]

Yes I know. [Smirks nonetheless.]

[Just sits there with this sort of face. Awww man.]

[Returns with tea and spontaneously turns into a phoenix to flomp into Japan's lap on his back, birdie feet sticking up.

Totally normal by the way.]

[Oh gosh there is a Marcophoenix in his lap... Pets.]

Is this sort of position comfortable?

[Coos happily and shivers in bliss at the touch, before nodding happily and explaining in phoenix that yes, when he gets pets, it is. And he leans up the long swanlike neck to give Japan a phoenix kiss on the cheek.]

[A soft chuckle.] I will take that as a yes.

[He continues to pet for a little but eventually reaches over to take the tea with both hands.]

[Snuggles into Japan's lap lazily and tries not to get depressed about missing Ace again. At least not visibly.]

[Sips his tea and glances down at Marco.]

It is difficult to know what is on Marco's mind when he is like that.

[Siiiiideglance. That was the point Japan.]

Crooo?? [Tries to play innocent.]

[He knows this much >:T]

Ah, I thought that this was the point of sharing tea... [sips]

[Guilty sideglance the other way and switches back.]

I miss Ace. Sorry. He should be here still, damn it. I feel haunted and I don't even have his ghost to talk to. Though if I did... I know it wouldn't help. [Just slumps back down sinking into his arms and Japan's lap.]

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