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[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes

[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious, but the loss of Ace is hitting him hard. Normally he'd go into a rage to kill things, but he doesn't seem to feel it's worth it.]

Ace's name is up on the memorial wall. He might come back... I hope so.

[There's a much too long pause in which he looks a world away and scoops up a chocobo fitted with a Spade collar.]

Ah so how about some bird jokes, eh?

You've probably all heard this one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
He didn't want to be a chicken.
Why did the ducks cross the road?
To prove they could do it better than the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
It was a double-crosser.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

A phoenix walks into a bar filled with a bunch of turkeys. He gives them a polite nod and then buys everyone a round of drinks. They crowd around their new friend and offer some peanuts. "Gobble gobble gobble?" they suggest. "No thanks," he politely declines, "I'm allergic." They offer him pretzels. "Gobble gobble gobble?" He takes a few of those and they continue on for hours. Eventually they run out, and just as he was about to leave, they look him up and down and ask, "Gobble gobble gobble?" He gives them a horrified look and explains, "No way! I'm not into that!"

Why did the marines arrest the turkey?
They brought it on suspicion of fowl play!

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[Smirks a little evilly.]

Think you can let me in?

[Slyly sneaks a cracker and pokes it into Marco's mouth. YEP.]

Ah, to do that, Marco will have to knock first. [Which as far as he's concerned translates to asking things.]

[Sneaky indeed.]

Oh? Do I need to knock a special way?

Knock the way one would normally knock. [Taps twice on the couch with his knuckle.]

"Excuse me!" That sort of thing. [he's so weird kjgljdfskgdf]

[Speaking of weird...

Marco lightly "knocks" on Japan's chest.]

Yo?

[There's just an amused laugh at that. A real laugh ENJOY IT oh Marco you're cute...]

What does Marco want to know first?

More about the new you. Something I don't know, eh. [Gently pets... you can thank Greece for this one...]

Are you a furry?

[watch as he nearly has a heart attack COUGH CHOKE EYES WIDE]

W-- What!?

Greece said he couldn't explain it to me so I had to ask you. Something about cat ears all the time. And then you said you had your own pair...

[OH god he has to process this. Give him a moment of... clearing his throat 4589353 times...]

T-that... Ah, well...

Yes? [Curious birdie headtilt.] Is that why you grab my tail?

N-no--! Do not just ask things like that so bluntly!

But he said you have lots of kinks.

[freezes]

W-why is Marco talking to Greece-san about this sort of thing...

He brought it up! He was hitting on me and I told him to stop because you were back and he said you'd find it kinky because you have lots of kinks under the modesty. [All. The. Deadpan. EVER.]

[.............................]

So is that what Marco wants to know about...? Ah, how bold, I'm not sure I can admit such things aloud.

[Arches an eyebrow. And stuffs a cracker in Japan's mouth. Wow. Like that huh.]

[Noms it...]

D-don't assume anything!

[Sighs.] Then tell me what it is, please.

A f-furry? [SOB]

...That is someone who is... quite interested in anthropomorphic animals.

I don't get it. So is it like zoans or not?

Um... It is more like Chopper-san than Marco... It is like... Ah, wait. I will draw something...

[Takes out his communicator and

draws a catgirl]

[Headtilt. He doesn't know whether to be miffed or what even.]

Okay but... [Snaps his fingers.] Like fishmen and mermaids? But ahh... mammals?

Ah... yes, I believe that makes sense. [nods]

So they would dress as such, or admire... art of others like that... Things like that.

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